covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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