I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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