I will die if light touches me.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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