Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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