People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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