Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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