and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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