how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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