How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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