**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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