To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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