How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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