i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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