i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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