talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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