Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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