These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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