is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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