it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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