This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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