pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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