Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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