Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Randomize
