that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Randomize
