I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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