If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I know her cup size but not her name....
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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