The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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