The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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