Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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