I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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