I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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