i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I just want to make out with him forever
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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