I swear she didn't look like that last week.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
You dont lie about slip and slides
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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