you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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