What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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