If i come over, it means nothing
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
These tits shall not be calmed
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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