Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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