I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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