it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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