You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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