I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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