Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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