that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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