The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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