shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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