gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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