She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
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