found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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