Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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