If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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